Monday, June 12, 2006

Calories and sex

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent
Without her consent
12 Calories
187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands
With one hand
With your teeth
8 Calories
12 Calories
85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection
Without an erection
6 Calories
315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris
Trying to find the G-Spot
8 Calories
92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary
69 lying down
69 standing up
Wheelbarrow
Her on top
Doggy Style
Donkey punch
52 Calories
78 Calories
112 Calories
216 Calories
524 Calories
726 Calories
912 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real
False
112 Calories
315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging
Getting up immediately
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately
18 Calories
36 Calories
816 calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old
30-39 years
40-49 years
50-59 years
60-69 years
70 and over
36 Calories
80 Calories
1124 Calories
1972 Calories
2916 Calories
pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly
In a hurry
With her father knocking at the door
With your spouse knocking at the door
32 Calories
98 Calories
1218 Calories
5521 Calories

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So very very wrong.

Hiya MOT!!!


Bras