Saturday, June 17, 2006

Blonde winner

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor-home; I've won a motor-home!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free lunch."

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor-home because we don't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor-home!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...

"W I N A B A G E L"

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