Friday, January 26, 2007

Which One are You?

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls
for the Dallas market:

Highland Park Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at Northpark. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a McMansion on Beverly Drive. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.

Plano/Allen Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

Oak Cliff Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

Frisco Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

Mesquite Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

Grand Prairie Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Southside Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

Lower Greenville Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.

East Dallas Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Neko the Kitty

I haven't had a chance to read all of this strip, but I started from back in 2002 LOL... Here's one of the earlier ones I thought was cute, and very wrong!!

Cute below, to see the WRONG one -> click here LMAO!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007


Found this great artist at ... these pictures are haunting! I love em!!

Monday, January 15, 2007


Sorry, I've been slacking!... sorry it's my addiction to World of Warcraft that has taken me away from blogging... The expansion comes out tomorrow! I'll be back to blogging soon!!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Dancing in Paris

I know this is a really old commerical, but it's just too cool. I swear some parts of it are fake, but maybe these people are just amazing drivers!

Oh hey, loan me your car so I can practice! Ok love ya bye bye.

Monday, January 8, 2007

Ring Bearer

Who wants to be the ring bearer? I totally sucked at this... I can't even begin to tell you how many tries it took to finally finish this LOL. But with a little help from a friend - I got it done YAY!!!

Friday, January 5, 2007

Arrrrr, what be yer pirate name?

Arrrr.. I be MAD!!!! MAD I say!!... and somehow I be having a pirate wife? ARRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

My pirate name is:

Mad Tom Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from
part of the network
ARRRRR... things be getting carried away in the comments on Kali's blog!! Read and enjoy!! LOL ARRRRRRRR Walk da plank!!!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

Spiders on Drugs

All I can say about this one is... Damn Canadian scientists, those spiders were sweet and innocent before you came along!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Ultimate Christmas Song

I know it's after Christmas, but once I heard this song I had to share it LOL... But it just seems weird that guys are singing this song! *shudder* LOL

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Swizzle Dancing

This is fun... draw your own character, then watch as this site animates it :P... I tried making a bunny dance, but it messed up the ears every time! So all you get to see is my cheap version of a swizzle stick man LOL (ya ya ok... I should have named him Squiggleman, but I'm sick and I suck at spelling!)

Monday, January 1, 2007


Lets all start out this new year being Optimistic!