Thursday, June 30, 2005

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

You are the MAN!

This is another lesson learned: Bored employees at Bestbuy sometimes record stuff from the camera section!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Aussie

I found this application to become an Austrailian citizen (click on flag)...
Hmmmm something to consider? I don't like shrimp, but I'm sure they put other stuff on the barbie!

Monday, June 27, 2005

Lime Twist

This is why I drink Coke...

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Chocolate Art

Sid Chidiac, an Australian artist, admits that he licks his own brushes. He actually paints using fine Belgian chocolate and food dye on edible canvas!

Galleries have to impose a 'No touching, No tasting' policy. His work is scheduled to be shown in Los Angeles, New York and in Paris.

Check it out here

The truth

Friday, June 24, 2005

Ouch!

Two messages I got out of this:
1) Don't try this unless you're a woman with a nice booty ;)
2) There are cameras EVERYWHERE!

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Women Are EVIL!

Mathematical proof that women are evil!

Women are the product of time and money

Women = Time x Money

And given that time is money

Time = Money

We can substitute this and find that,

Women = Money x (Money) = ( Money )2

And also given that money is the root of all evil,

Money =

We can substitute this into the last equation:

Women = ()2

And the truth is revealed!

Women = EVIL

P.S. BTW all you women are not allowed to substitute "Men" in the place of "Women", because I said so... ppppbbbbbtttttttt

Childhood

I feel like I missed out on my childhood. We moved around so much that I never really got to make any lifelong friends and therefore I feel I missed out on a lot of fun.

Today, I wound up getting a few hours off and while waiting in Houston traffic, I heard on the radio about documentary coming out soon. It's called "Put the Camera on Me," and it's about a seven year old kid who grew up in the 80's. He started video taping himself and the other kids in the neighborhood in everyday life and in starring roles in his movies - anything from homemade gore flicks to gay superheroes. I heard that after this film was shown at the film festival it received a standing ovation. I'm definitely going to check it out. Maybe you should too!

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Monday, June 20, 2005

Research

This is research I wouldn't mind doing... and no Paul there are no animals involved in this study (even though it is in Canada LOL)

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Sunday, June 19, 2005

Exotic Chocolate

Everyone has a little bit of a warped mind... I found some exotic chocolates and I'm left wondering what the hell they taste like. I put these in order of what sounds good to ACK! See what you think.

Vosges Chocolatier
Gianduja Bar: French praline (hazelnuts, almonds, and Belgian milk chocolate)
Naga Bar: Curry, Coconut and Milk Chocolate
Black Pearl: Ginger, Wasabi, Sesame Seeds and Dark Chocolate
Red Fire: Chili Peppers, Cinnamon and Dark Chocolate

Anyway in my searches, I've decided I need to visit Boston soon (if they still do this)... All you can eat chocolate bar buffet on Sundays, YAY!!!!
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A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand

AANR

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Whoooo Hooooo!!!!!

This is where I'm going!! Every nude beach I can find!! I love this quote by Hawkins, "Nude recreation is not for everybody, but it is important that people have the choice."

LOL... But seriously, I'm heading to the "armpit" of the U.S. for a course; some of you call this place "Houston". I guess it's better than going to the "stinky crotch" of the U.S. (*cough* Galveston *cough*).

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

Digital Art

I'm going to be really busy the next few weeks, so I won't be posting everyday. But I'll try to update it once in a while

Here is an awesome site for digital backgrounds... check out some examples!



Friday, June 17, 2005

Dick & Fanny

This is a damn funny website... play the games there, veiw the webcams... OMG you'll die laughing!


Thursday, June 16, 2005

Insane!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!




Ok, to start off with, I want everyone to know I am very non-judgemental about people. You do what you HAVE to do, or do what you LIKE to do... more power to you! (disclaimer: of course as long as it isn't something totally amoral, like child molesting!) So with that in mind, there are two things I want to say today:
(1) Wing: It sounds like you really enjoy what you're doing, but please, please, please, don't share too much! I enjoy silence!! (Somehow I think those darn Kiwi's are to blame for this one (sorry Paul LOL)-> Dancing Queen)
(2) So would you sue David Blaine for stealing your 'godly power'?... I was going to post a link to this guy's site, but why raise his hit count? It's not worth the brain cells you'll lose reading it.


*sigh* what is the world coming to?

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Dreams

Rob's Dream
(drawn by me back in 1989)

The woman of my dreams.... (the cheesy version)
has beautiful eyes
She never denies
and never lies

Has silky smooth thighs
and loves to eat fries
has fun throwing pies
makes me swat the flies

she helps me hang my ties
has no more reason for sighs
has love that never dies
and never says goodbyes

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Flag Day!

Happy Flag Day!!


Did you know that Francis Scott Key wrote the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner" on the back on an envelope and that the source of the music is from an old English drinking song called "To Anacreon in Heaven." So, do you think maybe our flag should look like this?!

Monday, June 13, 2005

Grimmy

Did I ever mention that I love chocolate? But some of it is better than others

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Collectors

Call me odd or call me weird...

I understand that people love to collect things and dolls for one have been around for many years. But today, and don't ask me why I did a google search looking for an image of a "burning barbie doll", I ran across a site on making doll modifications. I just don't get why someone would want a doll with huge breasts or camel toe.

I try not to judge people, but hey if that's what you like to do, more power to you!! *cough* freak *cough*

Nothing

Nothing going on here... move along LOL

(I'll write something more later)

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Thursday, June 9, 2005

First Date

This is sooooo my sense of humor!!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

Dragon

You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.

Dragon
83%
Faerie
75%
WereWolf
67%
Mermaid
67%
Angel
58%
Demon
50%

What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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Twinkies Project

I had to post this link from the bizzare food holidays page.

T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. I loved how they preformed all these experiments with rigorous adherence to the scientific method (Ooo I used big words!)... don't forget to pack your clothes! LMAO

Chocolate Ice Cream!!!!

OMG! Today (June 7th) is
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day!!
I must go out and celebrate!! LOL

And not to get all political, but while looking at other bizarre food holidays, I noticed a "Have a Coke Day (May 8)". How much money had to line pockets to get that one? Anyway, here's a short list of some holidays that I will definitely input into my calendar!!

Yummy

  • National Peanut Butter Lover's Day--March 1
  • National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day--April 2
  • National Peanut Butter Lover's Month--November
  • National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day--November 12
  • ALL Junk food, Dessert, Chocolate and Ice cream holidays!!

Funny

  • Prune Breakfast Month--January 1-31
  • Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day--February 11
  • Something on a Stick Day--March 28
  • Sneak Some Zucchini on Your Neighbor's Porch Night--August 8
  • National Bicarbonate of Soda Day--December 30

ACK!!

  • National Escargot Day--May 24
  • National Caviar Day--July 18
  • Poisoned Blackberries Day--September 29
  • National Roast Suckling Pig Day--December 18

Sunday, June 5, 2005

Hidden Meanings

Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:



It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!

The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.

The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil.
The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them."



Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

Then a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left...... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman'

Noah Grey

This is one of the coolest photographers / artists I've seen... here are a couple of my favorite pictures



Saturday, June 4, 2005

My Father

I just finished watching Tim Burton's "Big Fish". *sniff*

My father is so very similar. His stories aren't as elaborate or well told, but repetitious nonetheless. I've done exactly what his son had done. I've become irritated, finished his stories or jokes for him and say things in exasperation like, "Yes, I've heard that story two thousand six hundred and twenty-three times now".

Well I still love you dad. I'd hate myself if I didn't tell you I loved you everytime we talked. I'd miss you terribly if something did ever happen to you. I just hope that you know we all still love you even in our disgusted looks and embarrasment of your actions. I know you won't change, and at this point I don't think I'd want you to. I just hope someday when I have children that I can share those stories of you, and pass on the knowledge and "wisdom" that I've learned from you. I love you dad.

Now I just have to think of something extra special for him on Father's day (only 2 weeks away!)

Ack Poisonous!!


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Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years.

One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.

He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.

The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without."

Friday, June 3, 2005

Ice Cream

Your Icecream Flavour
is...
Neopolitan!

You aren't satisfied with just one flavor. They say variety is the spice of life and this shines through in your Ice cream of choice! Just don't eat all the chocolate and leave the strawberry and vanilla behind!

What is your Icecream Flavour?
Find out at Go Quiz

Wednesday, June 1, 2005

Senior personal ads

Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers:
(Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.