Calories and sex

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent Without her consent	12 Calories 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands With one hand With your teeth	8 Calories 12 Calories 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection Without an erection	6 Calories 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris Trying to find the G-Spot	8 Calories 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary 69 lying down 69 standing up Wheelbarrow Her on top Doggy Style Donkey punch	52 Calories 78 Calories 112 Calories 216 Calories 524 Calories 726 Calories 912 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real False	112 Calories 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging Getting up immediately Explaining why you got out of bed immediately	18 Calories 36 Calories 816 calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old 30-39 years 40-49 years 50-59 years 60-69 years 70 and over	36 Calories 80 Calories 1124 Calories 1972 Calories 2916 Calories pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly In a hurry With her father knocking at the door With your spouse knocking at the door	32 Calories 98 Calories 1218 Calories 5521 Calories