Thursday, January 19, 2006

On being blond... (part doo)

OMG if you thought what I said yesterday was blond... you shoud have heard what the DJ said on the radio this morning on the morning EDGE!

They were discussing the best way to die.

One caller exclaimed, "I want to be trampled on when they have the running of the naked women!!"... this was supposedly to replace the running of the bulls that occurs every year.

Blah blah, jokes about PETA and a *rim shot* HA HA HA

So then the last call comes in....

"I want to die by nuclear explosion, in front of my creditors!"...

"Yeah and kill everyone else in a 50 mile radius!" shouts one of the DJ's...

The main DJ then says, "Well it was original, that guy still deserves a rim job!"

Everyone in the studio.. "OMG!!! EWWWWW!!!!!!!"

"That'd be like French kissing an Ewok!!"

So you see, all of us blonds have our day... even if we're not blond!!

4 comments:

Pete Mitchell said...

I don't know whether I'm going to look really stupid or will regret asking but I don't know what a rim job is so I don't get the joke.

But I have a sneaking suspicion this is one of those "Ask Paul" questions like "What's felching?" so I won't look and feel like a complete tard. Am I right? And I'm serious by the way, I haven't a clue. All I can think is it's sort of a partial blow job: Kissing around the top without actually putting it in your mouth? Am I right? Am I close?

Rob said...

Nope... its the other end!

Top cat said...

Pete/Rob..this was better than the radio show comments! Lmao!

Pete Mitchell said...

Still thinking...

Still thinking...

OH!

I think I get it now.

EWWWWWW!

I am so-o-o-o-o glad I didn't read this yesterday with my hangover. I was hurling enough as it was.

LMAO!