Saturday, December 3, 2005


I woke up this morning with an idea for a wonderful new video game. Mostly I think, it’s just to torment Pete and his fear of midgets LOL.

The game begins with your character on the top floor of a building inside a nightclub. You're stinking drunk when you finally decide to stumble to your car parked right outside the entrance. You vaguely recall that when you first entered the club a midget bouncer took your keys at the door and he’s now waiting in the lobby with a few friends. Unfortunately, the elevator is now shut down, and somewhere in the building is a midget with an elevator key. But in the way are hundreds of angry midgets against drunk driving (MADD) who will slow your progress.

Since it's probably not a good idea to promote violence against midgets, your character can't just go around killing them. What you do have is a huge bag, sort of a "Santa sack" to stuff them into. If your bag gets too full, they escape and grab your ankles to make you move even slower. Luckily for you, somewhere on each floor is a mail chute that you can shove these kicking and screaming captured midgets into to clear the level.

Once you get the elevator key, it’s a quick ride to the lobby and the super boss midget. Hmmm does a super midget mean he’s normal sized? I’ll have to work on that a bit more LOL.

Maybe this game idea was also partially inspired by a fun little Santa game that I remember called elf bowling, now in its third version. Now if I can just convince someone to make this game.. YAY!!

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