Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Bird Flu

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

1 comment:

Pete Mitchell said...

Wow. According to # 6, I've been suffering from bird flu for the past 15 years.