Why Men make better friends than women

Friendship Between Women:
A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. So he calls his wife’s 10 best friends and none of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. So she calls her husband’s 10 best friends and eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.