Monday, August 6, 2007

When you are drunk...

It is Difficult to say:

Cinnamon
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

It is VERY Difficult to say:

British Constitution
Loquacious Transubstantiate
Passive-aggressive disorder
Specificity

It is downright IMPOSSIBLE to say:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more alcohol for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
You're right, I can't jump over that table!

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