Important lessons from 80's cartoons

I didn't want to outright plagiarize this guys article, the comments are hilarious!... so here's a link to his article and the summary below, Enjoy! :P

8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons

1. The Smurfs: Communism works!


2. Popeye: Spinach is good for you.


3. G.I. Joe: Knowing is half the battle.


4. Scooby Doo: Trust no one.


5. He-Man: It’s OK to be gay.


6. Jem: Grrrls rock!


7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April O’Neil is really hot.


8. Transformers: If we’re not careful, robots will kill us all.