Happy New Year

Happy New Year... I hope this year brings you great joy!

My new USB drive seems to be enjoying it already!

Freedom & Evolution

FREEDOM!!!! I feel like Mel Gibson, except I don't feel like painting half of my face blue! My parents left town today... I love them dearly, but I am glad they are out of my hair.

And now for Evolution.. well the evolution of gaming!! Enjoy & have a happy new year!!

Sheepie's Christmas

Have a great Sheepie Christmas!!

Ugh... Christmas

My parents are in town and staying with me... We're going to be visiting lots of relatives and meeting new people. So I decided I'm going to memorize this list for the inevitable question (well of course except the last one LOL):

Snappy Comebacks to the age old question "Why aren't you married yet?"

1. You haven't asked yet.
2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
4. Why aren't you thin yet?
5. Because I just love hearing this question.
6. Just lucky, I guess.
7. It gives my mother something to live for.
8. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
9. I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
11. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
12. It didn't seem worth a blood test.
13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
15. My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
16. I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
18. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
20. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
21. We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
22. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
23. Nobody would believe me in white.
24. I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
25. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

The night Santa went crazy

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

• Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
• Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
• Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
• Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
• Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
• Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
• Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
• Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
• Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy cow! Look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
• Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells....
• Cocaine Addict -- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
  
• Irish -- You scumbag, you maggot, You cheap lousy faggot, Happy christmas your arse, I pray to God its our last (Fairytale of New York)
  

Merry Nightmare Christmas

I usually don't like looking at my "crap" space pages, so messy!! But it's a Holiday season and I liked the "dark" pictures on Deliciouslyunusual's site

Other than that, I love this video :P... and the movie!!

Happy Holidays!!

Fairytale of New York

I won't be around much next week... so I'll double post today!
An ode to fairytales!!

Thanks for sharing this Sasha LOL

Happy Holidays!

To all the straight men out there, I'm sorry (I still laughed :P)
To all the women, enjoy!
To all the gay men.. ENJOY!!
LMAO

Southpark personality

Grrrrr... I got sucked into this! Well at least I'm Kyle... I think that's good! LOL

Shake it up this Holiday!

I just love snowglobes, don't you?

12 Days of a geeky Christmas

It's funny how quickly things change LOL....

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a PowerMac 604e.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, MacOS 8, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 new chat clients, MacOS 8, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 10 cool URLs, 9 new chat clients, MacOS 8, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 11 Desktop Textures, 10 cool URLs, 9 new chat clients, MacOS 8, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 more megs of RAM, 11 Desktop Textures, 10 cool URLs, 9 new chat clients, MacOS 8, seven Photoshop filters,six cool new fonts, five new Zip Carts, four floppy ten packs, three game CD's, two 1 gig hard drives, and a PowerMac 604e.

Happy Holidays!!!

Don't you just love mistletoe?

Pascal's Animations

You've got to watch the "Boss Animations"! They are just so wrong that they'll make you shoot pepsi out of your nose :P

Mmmm donuts

You Are a Powdered Devil's Food Donut

A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image. On the inside you're a little darker, richer, and more complex. You're a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time. Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

What Donut Are You?

I swear I'm not a hedonist!!!!!!!1

World of Warcraft BCD

Yes, this is a game I'm addicted to... But OMG!!!!!!!!!!1 I didn't know what else it did to me!!! *cry*

Damn Goblins!

The Five Monkeys

We all know the first three monkeys, but did you know about the last two?

Extraordinary Magician

A true master of the art!!.... not like those other hacks!!

Important lessons from 80's cartoons

I didn't want to outright plagiarize this guys article, the comments are hilarious!... so here's a link to his article and the summary below, Enjoy! :P

8 Important Lessons Learned from '80s Cartoons

1. The Smurfs: Communism works!


2. Popeye: Spinach is good for you.


3. G.I. Joe: Knowing is half the battle.


4. Scooby Doo: Trust no one.


5. He-Man: It’s OK to be gay.


6. Jem: Grrrls rock!


7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April O’Neil is really hot.


8. Transformers: If we’re not careful, robots will kill us all.

Big Breasts

LOL sorry I had to share this... but personally, I'm more of a butt man :P