Tuesday, August 23, 2005

The Birds & Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech"

If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

2 comments:

Karen said...

OMFG....hilarious!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!! (This is Kellie)...