I had lunch with a squirrel...

...because I think I need some serious help

This made me chuckle for 3.2 seconds, so I thought I'd torture you all with it too.. YAY!!

Pick the month you were born:

January	I kicked
February	I loved
March	I karate chopped
April	I licked
May	I jumped on
June	I smelled
July	I did the Macarena with
August	I had lunch with
September	I danced with
October	I sang to
November	I yelled at
December	I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1. a birdbath
2. a monster
3. a phone
4. a fork
5. a snowman
6. a gangster
7. my cell phone
8. my dog
9. my best friends' boyfriend
10. my neighbor
11. my science teacher
12. a banana
13. a fireman
14. a stuffed animal
15. a goat
16. a pickle
17. your mom
18. a spoon
19. a smurf
20. a baseball bat
21. a ninja
22. Chuck Norris
23. a noodle
24. a squirrel
25. a football player
26. my sister
27. my brother
28. an ipod
29. a surfer
30. a llama
31. A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White	because I'm cool like that.
Black	because that's how I roll.
Pink	because I'm NOT crazy.
Red	because the voices told me to.
Blue	because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green	because I think I need some serious help.
Purple	because I'm AWESOME!
Gray	because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow	because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange	because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown	because I can.
Other	because I'm a Ninja!
None	because I can't control myself.

Now look at the sentence you made. HA HA ~points and laughs at you... you're weird!!