T-Shirt Quotes

"You! - Off my planet."

"Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?"

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Errors have been made. Others will be blamed."

"And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?"

"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years."

"Allow me to introduce my selves."

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer."

"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."

"I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up."

"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."

"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep."

"I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one."

"How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

"I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?"

"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."

"Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?"

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done."

"Earth is full. Go home."

"How do I set a laser printer to stun?"

"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."

"Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry."

"Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies."

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

"Party -- My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)

"If a woman's place is in the home WHY AM I ALWAYS IN THIS CAR!"

"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"

"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"

"IF I WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW I'LL EAT A LESBIAN"

"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"

"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN......Cops have nothing to go on."

"HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOSH"

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS--But it uses up a thousand times the memory."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."

"HARD WORK WILL PAY OFF LATER. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW!"

"The trouble with life is there's no background music."

"The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson."

"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."

"MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"

"Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit."

"Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."

Here are just some of the T-shirt places that I like to browse :P
Busted Tees
Sinful Shirts
T-Shirt Hell
Think Geek