Two Religious Nuts

A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock.

The sign reads: "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say, Bridge Out?"