Happy Valentine's Day!!

I posted this last year on another blog, but it doesn't exist anymore. I loved this post so I saved it for a whole year so I could share it again. This year, tell everyone that you love how much they mean to you - you'll be happy you did!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

How to say I love you to everyone around the world!!

Language - (Location) - I Love You

Afrikaans - South Africa - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Albania - Te dua
Arabic - N. Africa, Middle East - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - N. Africa, Middle East - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Armenia - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - Mali - M'bi fe
Basque - Spain, France - Maite Zaitut
Belarusian - Belarussia - Ya tabe kahayu
Bengali - Bangladesh, India - Ami Tomake Bhalobasi
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bosnian - Volim Te
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Minä rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otach (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et oat'ha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Maltese - Inhobbok
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese (Brazil) - Eu te amo
Portuguese (Portugal) - Eu amo-te
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Samoan - Alofa au ia oi
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lubim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Sri Lankan - Mama Obata Aadarei
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag älskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh lib
Yoruba - Mo ni fe e
Zulu - Ndiyathanda

Call Center Movie

The Call Center movie... It's too funny, definitely worth watching all 12 minutes :P

Out of Control

Reggie Watts: Out Of Control on Vimeo

Worst Driver EVER!

Ok, here is the challenge!! See if you can find something to beat this, because this is just BAD!!! Or maybe a simple case of bad luck! At least I can't say she's blonde! ~blink

Either way, OMB!! (That stands for "Oh my Buddha" for all you uptight people that'll start a crusade against me for saying it the other way LOL)

A Wanker!

This song cracks me up... I guess it's appropriate to use anime characters to show how ridiculously insane men are about boobs! LOL

Which One are You?

Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls
for the Dallas market:

Highland Park Barbie
This princess Barbie is sold only at Northpark. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a McMansion on Beverly Drive. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.


Plano/Allen Barbie
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.


Oak Cliff Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife,a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.


Frisco Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.


Mesquite Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.


Grand Prairie Barbie
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Southside Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.


Lower Greenville Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Point Breeze Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.


East Dallas Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.


Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

Neko the Kitty

I haven't had a chance to read all of this strip, but I started from back in 2002 LOL... Here's one of the earlier ones I thought was cute, and very wrong!!

Cute below, to see the WRONG one -> click here LMAO!

Aragwen

Found this great artist at Aragwen.net ... these pictures are haunting! I love em!!

Procrastination

Sorry, I've been slacking!... sorry it's my addiction to World of Warcraft that has taken me away from blogging... The expansion comes out tomorrow! I'll be back to blogging soon!!

Dancing in Paris

I know this is a really old commerical, but it's just too cool. I swear some parts of it are fake, but maybe these people are just amazing drivers!

Oh hey, loan me your car so I can practice! Ok love ya bye bye.