Taking a Break

Sorry I guess I should have posted this earlier... but I'm taking a break from blogging. Too busy with other stuff in my life. Who knows, I might be back.

But I'll leave you with this cool site.

Election year

A float in a German parade....

SO, you think the world isn't watching the fiasco in the USA?

Lenore

Lenore, the cute dead girl.

I love this series... too bad there aren't anymore episodes. You'll have a hard time finding this series anywhere. I know there are videos on youtube and veoh, but who knows how long those will last. So here is a link to a Russian site LOL..

Enjoy!

My Cubicle

My job is stupid,
My day's a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.
Nothing ever happens,

My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don't get canned.

My cubicle, my cubicle,
It's 1 of 62,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that's the truth.

When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.

And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn't have a view,
It's my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.

See Mike Draw

I enjoyed browsing through Mike's comics... throughly disturbing and funny - it's a great combination! :P

Sarcasma

I normally don't put ads on my blog, but this one has help me get relief... maybe you should give it a try too? :)

Bellyfull

I found this really cool song. Mellow :)

It's called Bellyfull by Boy in Static... watch a nice flash video here

(you can download the song if you click on the circle in the bottom right corner)

Lexophiles

For all you lexophiles (lovers of words) out there, here are some clever word plays... I enjoyed reading it :)

1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.

Kids' Rock

The singing in the video is very well done... the animation just cracks me up! Enjoy!

Easter Eggs

I hope you find lots of easter eggs today! :P

Happy Easter!

Have a great Chocolate Jesus Day (henceforth known as CJD to me) and check out this important health tip!...

Daft Hands

This guy has WAY too much time on his hands... literally! LOL

This is the same song that Groovy Dancing Girl was dancing to, but I think her video is still better than this one :P

Democratic Convention

I didn't watch the convention, but I think this really is what it looked like! :P

First time

I found this story and had to share LOL

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" she asked.

I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

Pingu

I hope you've all played or seen the original Pingu Throw game

I just checked the site today and found that there are three more games I haven't seen for a total of eight games!! YAY!

Anyway, I found this slighty more violent version of the game I had to share. Poor Pingu!!

If you want to play the other games without signing up on the original site: go here

Maths

Silly British people.. they make me laugh LOL

Computer Monster

I wish all computers looked as tasty as this one! :P *burp* LOL

Elevator

Funny that is said to be the fastest selling ringtone in Japan LOL

Glowy!

Finally, a company has come out with something useful!!

It's called GlowPaint and it produces a bright glow that lasts for 12+ years without using any energy! The breakthrough are Litrospheres™ which are tiny self-luminous particles that give off no U.V. rays, are super cheap and even comes in spray cans!

So I will soon be able to say, my Tron costume is complete!!