Elevator

Episodes inside an elevator :)

Odd and interesting :P...

Scary Baby

This picture of a scary baby is just too funny...
what's even funnier are all the other versions :P

Pumpcast

Hey you, yeah you!! Play this video!

The Humans are Dead

This song is too good not to share :P

The band is called "Flight Of The Conchords"

Arousal

One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.

"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote."

Dear Miriam

I could do this job! Where do I sign up?

F*ck off and Die!

Silly Denmarkians (~blink)... this is a music video clip from a movie called "Terkel i knibe" (Terkel in Trouble). I haven't seen it, but from this clip and from reading reviews of it from IMDB, I think I'm I'm going to look for the Englishian version :P

Enjoy! LOL

Talented Bunny

Wow, I've seen the pictures of the bunny with a pancake on his head. And a few others. But I always thought it was a photoshopped. I never knew!! LOL

His name was Oolong and sadly he has passed away, but wow what a cool pet to have :P

Check out this huge album of pictures! And yes, that's 10 cookies on his head in the picture below :P

Puzzling Question

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round.

Groovy dancing girl

I like this... it's very cool. And yes, I do think the video was sped up, it just makes it cooler :P

ED problems no more!

You are a Pirate!

Ummm ok I'm guessing this is the original source of this pirate song... it scares me.

I think I like this original flash movie better

Tiny Angel

I lost a dear friend of mine today. Her last request was that no one mourn her death, but celebrate her life. She was a very loving and special person. Below is a poem she wanted everyone to have in memory of her.

Tiny Angel

I am a tiny angel

I'm smaller than your thumb

I live in people's pockets

That's were I have my fun

I don't suppose you've seen me

I'm too tiny to detect

Though I'm with you all the time

I doubt we've ever met

Before I was an angel

I was a fairy in a flower

God Himself, hand picked me

and gave me angel power

Now God has many angels

That he trains in Angel Pools

We become his eyes, his ears and hands

We become his special tools

And because God is so busy

with way too much to do

He said that my assignment

is too keep close watch on you

When he tucked me in your pocket

He blessed you with angel care

Then told me to never leave you

And I vowed always to be there

Dance Monkeys, Dance!

We are all just monkeys. So DANCE!