Google Flight Sim!

WEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... this is for those times when you're REAL bored!!!

Happy Birthday to me!!!... errrrrr

Yes, it is my birthday... don't ask how old I am because I'm getting close to a scary age!! LOL Apparently though, my father still thinks I'm ummmmm, what is that six candles on that cake? I scanned this wonderful card I received in the mail. Yep I must be six.

The inside reads:

Today is your birthday.
It's time to celebrate
with scoops of icecream,
and yummy cake.
Won't that be great!

Have a Happy Birthday
Thanks Dad! It feels good to be six again!

Long Awkward Pose

This site called Long Awkward Pose is just cruel!!! LMAO I love it!! I may have to find some unsuspecting victims and post!!! YAY!!!

Beer Sex

How drunk would you have to be to think someone is hot?... find out at BeerSex.net (and don't forget to look where Bea Arthur and Courtney Love sit in the rankings! LMAO)

Greek Toll Road

Note to self: Always bring money when taking a Greek Toll Road!!!

5nak

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately... so many other things I'm doing right now - but on my off moments I do "stumble" around on the internet. I stumbled upon this great web site of a Russian artist. I love the overall site design and his art is dark and dreary - LOVE IT :P

Institutionalized

To All my brilliant friends...

The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"Ummm... No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. So... do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS? :P

Da Vinci Code Advisory System

Set threat condition yellow!!

Emotion Chart

The 16 sides of my favorite actor Steven Segal (that's sarcasm btw)... gotta love the versatility in his acting roles - I actually laughed out loud when they killed him off quickly in Executive Decision!