Change a light bulb

How many in people in ___________ religion does is take to change a lightbulb? (no offense to any particular religion... just trying to get you to laugh :P)

Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken .

Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :
What's a light bulb?

Monster Name

HangARoo

This fun and educational game (yeah scary that they exist huh?) was shared with me, so I thought I'd do the same!

No actual kangaroos were harmed in the making of this game, so get over it! :P

Cat Emotes

LOL I'm sorry I had to share this one!! :P

Dragons

Centuries ago, when mapmakers ran out of the known world before they ran out of parchment, they would sketch a dragon at the edge of the scroll. This was a sign to the explorer that he would be entering unknown territory at his own risk. Unfortunately, some explorers took this symbol literally and were afraid to push on to new worlds. Other more adventuresome explorers saw the dragons as a sign of opportunity, a door to virgin territory.

Each of us has a mental map of the world in our heads that contains the information we use to guide ourselves in our day-to-day encounters. Like the maps of long ago, out mental maps also have dragons on them. These represent things that, for whatever reason, we don't want to do or push beyond. It could be fear of going to a party where we don't know any of the people. It could be a reluctance to participate in a particular sport. Sometimes these dragons are valid. Sometimes, however, they prevent us from discovering something new.

Roger Van Oech in "A Kick in the Seat of the Pants"

We all have our dragons. I think dragons are better thought of as a source of empowerment, a new adventure! Now if I can just live up to those words.

Cows With Guns

Watch Cows with Guns!!! I can't get the song out of my head now!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!

Other songs by Dana Lyons

Dinosaur Attack!!

Sick of my blog huh?! Well now you can take out your pent up frustrations by attacking it! I picked Dinosaur attack only as an example, but there are many more!

Click below to see!

Happy HCB day!!!

HAPPY HOLLOW CHOCOLATE BUNNY DAY!!!!



Warning: Beware the brown eggs...
not all of them are chocolate!!!!

Here is some interesting reading about the holiday:

• Ostara's Hare
• Easter Bunny

Dating Purity

Ya ya, I hate these things too... but I don't have anything to post today LOL

Your Dating Purity Score: 66%

You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover!

Dating Purity Test

Golf

This is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

_______________________
Latin lesson for today:
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem (Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business)

Scary Movie

How appropriate, this movie is coming out this weekend. LOL!!

YAY... I guess people laugh at my life... hmmmm ya, thanks Karen and Top Cat!!

?? Which Horror Movie Are You Living ??

You're living the movie Scary Movie!
Take this quiz!



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Inner Child

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Darn and I wanted my inner child to be naughty LOL... oh well

Real Life Simpsons

How Geeky are you?!

So how geeky are you? Here's a quiz from MSNBC... how high did you score? LOL I'm sorry to say I'm geeky! I scored a 53!!

And yes, in my geekiness, I found another quiz from the BBC... it was way too easy compared to the first one and I scored 10/10 - GEEK!!!!

And finally, to hammer in that "final nail in the coffin" on how geeky I am... I found this site very interesting!! www.01101001.com And I especially enjoyed looking at the amibgrams :P

A Quandary

The boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."