Caveman Ingenuity

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He Sees A Good Looking, Smartly Dressed Woman Perched On A Bar Stool. He Walks Up Behind Her And Says, "Hi There Good Looking, How's It Going?

She Turns Around, Faces Him, Looks Him Straight In The Eye And Says, "Listen, I'll Screw Anybody, Anytime, Anywhere, Your Place, My Place, It Doesn't Matter. I've Been Doing It Ever Since I Got Out Of College. I Just Flat Out Love It!"

He Says, "No Kidding? I'm A Lawyer Too! What Firm Are You With?"

Torture!

The dreaded Chinese water torture method
took many hours to break a person...
the incessant dripping of water on their forehead
would eventually bring them to the brink of insanity!

Recently, some of the most devious minds
in the world came together,
and used their knowledge of torture methods
to conceive of the worst possible torture...
EVER!

if you think you can handle it,
or you're just into masochism,
click the link below and don't look away!!

I can take it, TORTURE ME!

NERD!!!

Addiction

Mona Lisa

What Mona Lisa does when you're not looking

Driving too fast

I might have been driving too fast today....

Build You Up

by Nelly Furtado

Baby don't believe it
Oh, it's in your eyes
I can see the weakness
You don't have to hide
I can take you under
Under my wing
cause your voice gives me a song
That i love to sing

Baby, they build you up
Only to tear you down
Don't give up
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

You were just a child
Ready to explore
And everything you saw
Looked like an open door

A place you can remember
You'd love to go back
But you can't even comprehend
That it's all in the past

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

Baby they build you up
Only to tear you down
Baby don't believe it, baby don't believe it
Oh, it's good for nothing

Put your heart in my hands and i won't hurt you
Put your heart in my hands
I promise not to

I'll lift you up, you'll fly away, I'll lift you up, lift you up
I'll never build you up, only to tear you down
Baby just believe it, baby just believe it, it's good for something
I'll never build you up, only to tear you down, oh it's good for nothing
And i love you the way you are

Birthdays

The birthdays of today.... Aug 24th

Kenny Baker (R2D2 - Star Wars)
Orson Scott Card (novelist)
Dave Chappell (funny dude!)
Stephen Fry (voice of The Guide in HHGTTG)
Rafael Furcal (babeball dude!)
Carmine Giovinazzo (Detective Danny Messer - CSI:NY)
Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley - Harry Potter)
Steve Guttenberg (actor - Three men and a baby)
Craig Kilborn (The Late Late Show)
David Koechner (Cooter - Dukes of Hazard movie)
Jennifer Lien (Kes - Star Trek Voyager)
Marlee Matlin (Academy Award winning actress)
Vince McMahon (WWE dude!)
Reggie Miller (basketball dude!)
Chad Michael Murray (actor dude)
Christopher Parker (British actor dude)
Cal Ripken, Jr. (baseball dude!)
Harold John "Hal" Smith (Otis Campbell - Andy Griffin show)
Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy (novelist)
and Me!!!

... I think I'm in good company :)

The Birds & Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny speech."

At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy speech."

When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa speech"

If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."